Do Your Part! Murder Your Employees!
Great news for business owners. Due to recent budget cuts, the government has recently increased the tax incentive for murdering your employees in cold blood. People who collect food stamps, welfare and unemployment are a serious drain on the economy. That's why this year the government is offering an even larger tax break to companies that choose to execute their employees in the parking lot instead of laying them off. In previous years, your company would receive a mere $11.99 in tax benefits for each corpse picked up for recycling. Well, this year that amount has been increased to $15.69! Use your extra cash to buy hats for your company softball team, purchase a small aquarium or even keep it for yourself. Heck, you've earned it!