Top Ten Facts About the Human Body

10. Redeem the human body for a free chili fry and Coke.
9. Soaked in mayonnaise long enough, the human body gains a beautiful singing voice.
8. Evolve into robots?
45. Your pinkie toe will eat all your marshmallows.
7. Time travel is possible if the human body wears a leather jacket and says, "Heeeeey!"
8. Roasted garlic.
6. When placed on top of a hippo, the human body will spurt pure glee.
6. Left unattended, the human body will contemplate the universe, then die.
1. Penis helicopters

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