Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Factory and Should be Stopped!

The Susan G. Komen Foundation has gone back on its original promise to defund Planned Parenthood.  Apparently they caved to public pressure.  We here at the Mugwump Corporation think this was a terrible idea.  Planned Parenthood is nothing but an abortion factory, and should be stopped at all costs.

It's common knowledge that 9999.34322% of all the procedures at Planned Parenthood are abortions.  And really, do they have to use chainsaws?  Okay, we'll put that aside for a second.  Don't forget that Planned Parenthood forces women who come in for anything, even a routine checkup, to sign a pledge saying that they will get "at least one abortion per year during the time they remain fertile."  Would your Grammy trust an organization like this?  Seriously, what would your Grammy do?
The most evil organization in America
And have we already forgotten December 31st, 1999?  It was the day where Planned Parenthood doctors, upset because they were recently fired for failing to meet their abortion quotas, took to the streets of Mugwumpville, savagely killing over six hundred people before finally being stomped to death by a pack on angry brontosauruses.  The local franchise manager, Wally P. Mudermurdermurder said that day that he applauded their enthusiasm, but regretted that none of the six hundred bodies could be put to use because, "adult meat is old and stale," and they would not be able to find buyers for it.

But maybe I'm just biased.  My wife and I were once severely insulted by Planned Parenthood when they refused to honor our "buy one, get one free" coupon and we were forced to pay for our second abortion.  Bastards.




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